DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION

STUMPY MARKINS

SKETCHJUNK

HULK UPDATED

Celebrity Endorsement

STATEFARM
Because you just never know when a giant radioactive green rage-aholic may come bounding through your part of the world.

Reptile in Nice Clothes

I give you, the bird...

Wolverween

More Happiness

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

This blog was temporarily held in detention and subjected to "Unique Interrogation Methods" by bloggers spam detection robots in order to determine whether it was a spam blog. Apparently the robots determined the nonsense I was spewing was just the usual blogger nonsense and not the kind spambots harvest from other blogs and vomit up. Or they decided they had sufficiently put the fear of robot power into me in order to stop me from posting bad things about robots. Whatever the F- I'm back (and as you can see above) happy as ever.

Face Sketch

IF-POEM (Robopoem2)

Here's another attempt at "Robot Poetry".

IF-Poem (Robot Poem)

Of course this is translated from the original ones and zeros of binary code.

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH.

Good luck.

Angel/Devil

VICE

vice 1 |vīs|
noun immoral or wicked behavior. See note at sin .

IF-GEEKY

This is for Illustration Friday and began as a marker sketch on the edge of a manuscript I was illustrating. It was then colored in Photoshop.

I imagine this guy sitting in a dull meeting about "pro-actively maximizing profit potential while minimizing manufacturing and personnel costs while at the same time harnessing the synergy of our core assets". Meanwhile he drifts into a Walter Mitty-like daydream.

IF-Twisted

This is a quickie dashed off to meet the deadline for Illustration Friday. Originally the guy was going to be dancing but this happened instead. Thanks to my son Reed for input on the background.

Another Marker Sketch

This was also sketch straight out with no pencils. The light gray marker is drying out so the clouds have a dry brush look.

Red

Originally a gray marker sketch, I recolored this in Photoshop.